Open your mind before your mouth

I'm Alexa. 18. In the fab city of Buffalo, NY. Suburban white girl who likes music and caffeine too much.


*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*

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Being horny  24/7 and single is not really working out for me 

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i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him

like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you

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that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

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as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

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